entropy.

last-snowfall:

Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all.

Why do you want to be a comedian?
Anonymous

bewbin:

the free stool with a glass of water on it 

scottish:

thewriters-blog:

If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.

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gallowshumorrandom:

victran:

opdownrange:

S.W.A.T. Team Wedding Photos Are More Romantic Than Tactical

The photos were even uploaded on the Chongqing S.W.A.T.’s official social networking site. 

goals

fuck your zombie theme and dinosaur theme photos

If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”

Kendra Wells (via belle-de-nuit)

Well this is fucking surreal

(via kendrawcandraw)

penis-hilton:

me dying