when a group of teenagers walks past you and starts laughing at you for no apparent reason
Brock - Hey I know, I’ll use my trusty frying pan, as a drying pan
When I worked at a fast food restaurant, I did a social experiment.
One day, I asked “do you want a girl toy or a boy toy?” No one went against gender roles.
The next day, it was “do you want a doll toy or a car toy?” Boys got dolls. Girls got cars.
Vocabulary is important.
i love minimalist pop punk… srry just wanted to sound cool for my friends
its just 2 guys tapping on a pizza box saying the word “friends” once every 4 hours
untapped aesthetic: surrealist jock
a varsity jacket but it has three arms and it’s melting
your football shoulder pads have grass growing out of them and they constantly hum
you shove nerds not into lockers, but into other planes of existence. your football is always singing, singing, singing. the astroturf changes colors beneath you, and whispers the name of every person you’ve ever loved.