futurewarss:
MY FAVE COMIC
fyspringfield:
I just ate a whole box of pizza. I deserve one of these.
iatethelastofthecorn:
tangobullets: Well aren’t you fuckin special. i want to poop jewels so fucking bad
tangobullets:
Well aren’t you fuckin special.
Eddie Izzard [Stripped] | Terms & Conditions
corporalcarp:
when you say that you’re going to bed but then you see a thing you want to reblog
guymontagburning:
She’s really proud of herself. She rolled this out and then sat on it, admiring it, for a really long time.
sofapizza:
leafwhirlwind: this is the best tweet
leafwhirlwind:
this is the best tweet
